Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.
It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
I hate sluts. Mostly the ones that are nasty HomeWreckers. Fucking find your own guy not mine.